Introduction to your body

OK, lets face facts, we have no idea how the cheez puffs we eat turn into a nice well formed mass of stool a few hours later. Our body just does it. If we get cut we don’t have to tell our body to heal the cut. Bodies in nature have remarkably similar mechanisms. The cuts in animals heal similar to the way our cuts heal. In other words, there are many mechanisms in our body which our conscious mind is not aware of and scientists for millennia are trying to document and understand. Yes folks, science is busy trying to understand how that well formed piece of turd came into existence and how to maximize that efficiency.

So what does semen do in our bodies? Well it is something our body produces (duh). Our body produces a bunch of different substances, blood, flesh, fat, bone, marrow and other hormones which are necessary for our good health and well being. Our body also excretes by-products
of these functions; stool, bile, mucus, sweat, etc. So is semen something like blood where you don’t want to lose too much or is it like mucus where you can blow all you want?

So where does semen fit in? Well you can analyze the semen into its chemical constituents and try to figure out where it fits in. We can run a pH test, we could smell it, tell its color, tell how many different chemicals per each gram, etc, until we get bored.

So what is semen? (for the third time)

Well any teenager with a sex drive and a few unanswered questions will end up finding out how good it feels to masturbate. It releases tensions, and stops the excitement that is just eating you alive. So, getting rid of semen feels good for awhile.

So when our body ejaculates it feels good. Therefore keep doing it more and you will feel even better!!!!!!!! Right?

So lets get started as to the basis of semen from a point of view of ANCIENT WISDOM.

Hey wait, aren’t those contradictory terms, ANCIENT and WISDOM? Why should we listen to what people USED to think. Now we are modern, we got cell phones, microwave ovens, XBOX’s, not to mention Tupperware, water that comes in bottles with bubbles in it, chewing gum and fast cars.

OK, you are right, you are modern and advanced, still, lets hear out the voices of the past, just so we may sit back disdainfully, laugh and understand our intellectual superiority in a more complete way!

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